whore.

in light of my recent futile attempts to find employment in the greater portland area, i have decided to whore myself out (no, not like that you sickos). anyways, if anyone wants to buy some artwork, postcards, greeting cards, collages, photos, etc. or i can cook you something really tasty...cookies, carrot cake, banana bread, dinner....or if you have anything that needs to be sewn or if you have a really cool old t-shirt you don't wear anymore and you would like it turned into a really sweet purse or back patch or something...babysit your illegitimate children. prices are negotiable. just thought i'd throw it out there. oh and if anyone has any connections where i could get an actual job that would be sweet too.
peace.
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emilie.